From what I heard, BB walked in and then there was a few seconds of screaming and panic followed by a loud bang and then dead silence. After one minute the maids checked if BB was still alive, they found he had locked himself inside the shower stall sobbing in fear while the snake had coiled itself in a tight corner under the sink. In case your imagination is as wild as mine, reading that last sentence will cause you trouble sleeping tonight -- but I guess I should’ve said that at the beginning of this paragraph eh, hehe, misery loves company.
Room 136 on the other hand had roach problems. Guest calls Gust Services and complains that roaches bit his ear during his sleep causing it to bleed badly. Well this I did see, the pillowcase was disgusting – I didn’t even know the lobe had that much blood, and as for the roaches, well there were 7 of them dead throughout the room. While the maid was washing the shower stall though a big one dropped on her head from the vents and she bravely grabbed it and broke it in two pieces -- yes, with her bare hands. I was just glad that she wasn’t making my bed afterwards.
I made sure to let the maids know from then on that the next time they see snakes, roaches or rats to NEVER call me to the scene. -- unless they wanna see what I’m like without medication though, then I could probably do a single performance – but only if they provide an ambulance waiting outside. It’s better if they call security instead. They’re the one with guns, they can kill the pesties.